You know all those articles written about millennials about how much we suck? Well it wasn’t until I heard about The Breakup Shop that I decided they’re right. We suck. You guys we really need to do better than this.
What is the Breakup Shop? Well it’s a service that allows you to break up with your significant other without even having to personally communicate with them in any way. Yes, you read that correctly. It’s literally the most millennial thing that’s ever been created.
They have varying levels of break up packages:
Breakup Text – $10
Breakup Phone Call – $29
Breakup E-Mail – $10
and so on and so forth.
And for those sweet thoughtful douchebags out there you can send your new ex a breakup gift! That’s right! Throw some salt in the wound with The Notebook on Blu-Ray for only $25! Or a set of wine glasses for $15. (View the whole range of gifts here including Netflix gift cards -___-)
This is simultaneously the shittiest and funniest service on the internet right now. Here’s to hoping that people still have common decency, and this company goes broke.